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My Future Husband

Alan Faneca #66 Offensive Line Guard of the Pittsburgh Steelers

101 Things About Me

1.First of all, I have a really nice ass.
2.Alan Faneca is my future husband.
3.I'm good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.
4.I love my little doggie.
5.I drive a Ford.
6.My Mom says I'm not a loser.
7.I have naked weekend a lot.
8.I love it when I have a good hair day.
9.I've enjoy watching football & I'm a Steelers fan.
10.I drink wine when I'm happy.
11.I am overpaid for what I do.
12.I prefer going "commando" when I where a skirt.
13.During college, I worked for Whirlpool Corporation, & thus won the nickname “Spincycle”.
14.I absolutely can not stand the smell of sauerkraut.
15.I wish I had a private office with a sofa & a view of the ocean, not a cramped kiosk.
16.I once had two $100 bills in my purse at the same time.
17.I consider myself funnier than most people.
18.My road to hottness is finished.
19.I drink when I'm thirsty.
20.I was in a sorority in college.
21.I can roll my tongue & that little talent comes in handy when I...nevermind.
22.I envy Jennifer Aniston's hair.
23.I consider myself pretty decent looking.
24.I eat ice cream when I’m sad.
25.I like driving my car too fast & dancing slow.
26.I love watching late nite Cinemax nudie movies.
27.I have a BA degree in Psychology, a MS in Marriage & Family Therapy & God only knows if I’ll ever finish my PhD.
28.Spicy food gives me the shits.
29.I'm quite addicted to this whole blogging thing.
30.I love wine, beer and whiskey but hate tequila. I also like champagne & have had Dom Perignon.
31.I once killed a man, just to watch him die.
32.The heaviest I ever weighed was 150 lbs.
33.I hate when people think they are more important than they really are.
34.I'm banking on a last-minute, death-bed confession to get me into heaven.
35.I've never voted.
36.I was married to a gay man.
37.I would rather go to a 'dive' bar than an upscale one.
38.I love Chinese food.
39.I played the drums in high school.
40.My favorite saying: "If you have a vagina and an attitude, that's a lethal combination".
41.I get emotional the week before my period starts.
42.I have very few vivid memories of childhood. (Damn alcohol-damaged brain cells!)
43.I have never been close to my grandparents.
44.I don't have any kids. I'm not sure if I want any.
45.I have friends who think they are pimps.
46.I hate living on the East coast because these East Coasters are not friendly.
47.My first car was a 1983 Diesel Chevette. If I had a dollar for every time someone came out of the gas station screaming, “Sweetheart, do you know you’re putting diesel in that!?!” I would have had enough money to buy a new car.
48.I plan on never marrying again.
49.I will usually answer my phone any hour of the day or night.
50.I have to crack my big toe on my right foot. I don't know why, I just gotta.
51.Spiders scare me to death.
52.I enjoy long walks on the beach.
53.Athena is my alter-ego.
54.I've always wanted a Toyota Tacoma.
55.I've only gone fishing once & I'm fine with that.
56.I like watching lightening.
57.I hate reality shows.
58.I've seen No Doubt three times in concert.
59.I hate reality.
60.I plan on living to be 100.
61.I think nothing is sexier than men who wear boxer briefs and the color red.
62.Last year, I got a speeding ticket every other day for a week.
63.I like the sound of ice cubes clinking in a glass, especially if they're swimming in whiskey.
64.I owned Milli Vanilli's album and liked it.
65.I try to hate all ethnicities equally.
66.I have two older brothers & one older sister.
67.My favorite drug is chocolate. I abuse it often.
68.I grew up in a small town that eventually got big.
69.Hip hop music makes me laugh.
70.I had my tonsils taken out when I was three.
71.I love Howard Stern, but not sexually.
72.Some days, I wish I could work from home.
73.I once ran into Robert DeNiro in a bar, when I was drunk.
74.I believe that Jodie Foster is an all-around great actress.
75.Favorite movie: "Under the Tuscan Sun"
76.I didn't start really drinking until my senior year in high school, but I haven't looked back since.
77.I use to be in the military: Navy.
78.I am at a computer over 10 hours a day.
79.I have never worked in the food or retail industry.
80.I hate when peoples’ cell phone rings during a movie at a movie theater.
81.I don't sing karaoke, but I punk others into singing.
82.I never had an Easy Bake Oven as a child. (insert sympathy here)
83.I think Tivo is the best invention ever.
84.I love to travel.
85.I love festivals (beer festivals, chocolate festivals, wine festivals, etc.).
86.I've never broken a bone.
87.Favorite band: Blues Travelers.
88.I'm older than most of my friends.
89.I love TV and subscribe to nearly every movie channel available, pushing my cable bill over $100 a month.
90.My philosophy: This too shall pass.
91.I am never without my cell phone. NEVER!
92.I laugh at people who fall down on icy sidewalks.
93.I'm a sucker for a man with a great sense of humor.
94.I am Catholic but rarely go to church. I got burnt out on it as a kid.
95.I will never say how old I really am.
96.On Sundays, I like to be naked and watch the Steelers.
97.I never got to know my mother's parents because they were dead before I was born.
98.I smoke cigarettes occasionally. Usually when I drink.
99.I don't think anyone should ever wear plaid.
100.There's nothing I care about enough to protest over.
101.I lied about #31 and #73.