Is gender an excuse?

Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Gender Stereotypes

How much of your gender stereotype do you use as an excuse?

Discuss

I see dumb people

Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Stupid People

How tolerant are you of people who are acting stupid?

Discuss

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I have NO tolerance for stupid people. I work with this one woman who is a good person, but man can her and her husband do stupid things. For example, they had a car that was paid off, but older and needed some work. The car needed $700 worth of work on it. Well, they get $2,000 back in taxes (they are a married couple with a baby). Instead of taking that $2,000 and paying $700 to get their car fixed, no, they pay $1,300 for another used car that was two years older than their current car! Well, after a month of owning that car, the transmission went out on it. They paid $1,500 for a new transmission. Then they went and traded that car, with new transmission, for a brand new car. They only got $1,000 for the trade-in!

Now I'm thinking that they could have just taken their $2,000, spent $700 to fix their current car and had money left over for a vacation or whatever. Or take that $2,000 and put it down on a new car and take whatever they can get for a trade-in on their current car. This way, they wouldn't have spent their money on a piece of crap and they wouldn't have been in debt over putting a new transmission in it. But alas, the brain train doesn't stop at everyone's depot.

I miss watching my Steelers on Sundays!

I'm in a mood today...

And it all started with my new bitchy-ass neighbor downstairs. Almost a year of living here and I was completely anonymous to most of my neighbors, which I liked! I can't wait to move. I will be moving from an apartment to a house. It will be nice! Apartment living isn't bad as long as it's quite. I think it's plenty quite here. I don't hear my neighbors at all. The neighbor right beside me once asked if I heard their music and I was like nope, carry on with your bad self! My last apartment you could hear everything. I use to hear my neighbors below me fight and carrying on. Then three days later I would smell this smell coming up from below. It made me wonder if he killed her! But then a week or so later I would hear them fighting again, so I figured she was alive. So moving to this apartment complex has been better sound-wise for me...until the bitchy-ass neighbor downstairs moved in!

So she has been living here about a month and every couple of days she will come up and knock on my door and tell me I am making too much noise for her. Today she knocked on my door and asked me if I was dancing in here. No, I wasn't dancing, I was chasing my 3.4 lbs dog around because watching a Chihuahua run around is amusing as hell for me. I just smiled and said I would try and keep it down. What I really wanted to tell her is... Bitch, that's what you get for living on the first floor! You are going to hear things! If you don't want to hear noise, move your lazy-ass up to the top floor so you won't hear shit! But something called tact held it all in and I try to look at things from all angles. Maybe she works nights and noise during the day disrupts her sleep. Maybe she is lonely and doesn't have the people skills necessary to make new friends so she goes about it wrong by complaining. Maybe she has x-ray hearing that no one else on this planet has and noise from above weakens her superpowers that she needs to save the world. Or maybe she's a plain ol' bitchy-ass and her life isn't complete without pissing on someone else's day!

Hey, I tried to see it from all angles but I'm just not in the mood for it today.

Hello, I'm Pud and I'm addicted to blogging.

Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Blogging

'Fess up, who's addicted?

Discuss

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Oh I'll admit it. I'm hopelessly addicted to blogging. I didn't realize it till I woke up this morning, jumped on my computer to check mine and others' blogs when I realized I had 10 minutes to get ready and get out the door to go to work or else I'll be sitting in traffic for hours. I prefer to post in the morning because whatever mood I wake up in is the quote you get for the day.

Anyway...

Seeing that I realized I pissed away my morning blogging, I started to think about how much I'm out there blogging. I discovered I blog before I go to work, while I'm eating lunch at work, the minute I get home and right before I go to bed. Yeah, I know, that's disgusting!

I'm running around in the blog world acting like a voyeur. I'm peeking in the "windows" of everyone else's lives. I just have to know what so & so did today or how someone's vacation went. And when my favorite bloggers don't blog for a few days, I'm in their comments section asking them where they are and if everything is okay.

Didn't you all read the fine print when you started your blogs that stated you had to post everyday to entertain me?

I need a hobby, some sex and a vacation. Hopefully all together and at the same time.

HNT

Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Kinkiness

How kinky are you?

Discuss

Do you have the look?

Talk amongst yourselves, I’ll give you a topic:

Looks

How important are looks to you?

Discuss

Yeah, I called you that

Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Special names

Do you like to give people nicknames or special names?

Discuss

Wow, What A Weekend!

Yeah, I had a hell of a weekend. You would have thought it was "National Get Drunk Weekend" with as much drinking that I did. Friday night started off with a Girl's night that involved midget wrestling. I took a picture with my camera phone. I swear that's a midget. What do you expect? It's a camera phone and I was far away. Those midgets were some angry little people. And they were hardcore! They didn't use soft padding or a nice ring. They used the nasty bar floor as their wrestling ring. I guess being that small makes one so angry because they were beating the crap out of each other. Unlike WWE, there was nothing fake about their wrestling moves. I just couldn't stop watching. It was a like a car accident, I had to look.

Saturday night was a whole 'nother night. It involved way too much drinking and some gastrointestinal acrobatics. It didn't have the flash of the midget wrestling, but it was still a good night gossiping and making fun of each other.

I don't know how much more I can take of getting drunk at my age. But just to be sure, I'm going to get drunk next weekend. I just want to make sure if I can handle it or not. And it's important to be sure.

TGIF!

Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Anger and Revenge

Do you seek revenge when you are angry?

Discuss

HNT

Here's part two...
























Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Thoughts of sex

How often in a day do you think about sex?

Discuss

Why's it got to be about color?

Talk amongst yourselves, I’ll give you a topic:

Hair color

Are you attracted to someone with a certain hair color?

Discuss

I've had a breakthrough!

This breakthrough is with letting go of my past and changing my ways. I thought I would share it and put it in poetic form.

And Then, I Let It Go

I built it up all in my head,
just like I always do.
I plotted, I planned and I hoped,
that all my hard work would go thru

I stood there anxiously waiting,
excitement of what I hoped would be.
Then my brain finally kicked in,
and asked me "What the hell are you doing!?!"

I stood there for a moment,
dumbfounded by my realization.
So I turned and got up out of there,
to save myself from embarrassment.

…and then, I let it go.

I woke up late and tired...

...so this is what you get this fine morning. I may post again later.

Age is just a number

Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Aging

Do you plan on growing old gracefully or are you going down swinging?

Discuss

I always knew she was a dumbass...

...but now Britney Spears has just confirmed it with this story. I think the world would be a better place if someone just shot her and saved the rest of us from the misery of her retardedness.

*WARNING: I'm gonna go on a tirade!*

Okay, so I just saw a commercial for The Bachelor and now I am really irritated. I really hate this show. I hate it for the reason that I feel that it pits women against each other FOR THAT MAN! Now I'm not a man hater, far from it, I just hate how our society deems it okay for women to lose their friggin' minds in order to have a man. So all these women on that show do all kinds of pathetic crap to get the attention of this man.

It enrages me because I know way too many women/friends who spend many days and hours looking for the perfect pair of shoes but will jump at the first male that walks by. I've seen women/friends give up their lives for a man, stab their best friends' in the back for a man, and take it up the ass for a man. Why? Just so they can have that man!

I know, I know, "it's just a TV program meant for entertainment". But this is what I feel that friggin' show represents: the crazy shit that women have to do to get that man.

Okay, I'm stepping off my soapbox now. By the way, it's JD Rose's Secret Saturday

I woke up in a mood today...

...so this is what you get...











Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Rhode Island

It's neither a road nor an island

Discuss

HNT

This is part one...









...stay tuned for part two next week.














Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Fellatio & Cunnilingus

Are they sex or sexual acts?

Discuss

I've been tagged...

...by JD's Rose who was tagged by Deadly Female who was tagged by...someone else in the blog world. I have to list five weird habits that I have.

My Five Weird Habits:

1. I can only eat leftovers the next day. After that, they have to be tossed. I guess I have this fear that I'm going to get E. coli or salmonella if I eat leftovers on day three. The only exception to this rule is Chinese food. I can eat Chinese leftovers all week long.
2. Like JD's Rose, I can't follow the speed limit. I have to get in that car and drive as fast as I can. I have no good reason for driving that fast, but I'm out there speeding like it's a race for my life or something.
3. I have to sleep naked. It's bad enough that the blankets twist up on me that I don't need clothes twisting up on me too.
4. I constantly check to see if I have bad breath. I can't stand having bad breath or being around people who have bad breath. I'm always eating mints or brushing my teeth to avoid it and if I'm talking to someone who has bad breath, I'll go run and eat a mint or brush my teeth just so I won't end up smelling like them.
5. I have to pop my big toe on my right foot. Some people crack their knuckles, I have to crack my big toe. I don't grab it to pop it like people who crack their knuckles do. I just bend it and it pops. If I'm walking around barefoot or in socks, I will pop it at least every 3 minutes. I don't know why, I just gotta.

And now I have to tag five people...hmmm....I'll start with you Flyboy














Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

The look

Does it take a certain look to be famous?

Discuss

Now that the Steelers have won...

...and I've sobered up, I can get back on track now.












Talk amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Hell

Is it a place, a time or a consciousness?

Discuss

The Steelers are Super Bowl Champs!!!

p.s. I screamed too much for the Steelers, drank too much, ate too much, I just hope I make it into work before 10 Am. But it was all worth it because The Steelers Kicked Ass!!!

Super Bowl XL

Go Steelers!!!

You gotta check this out...

For any of you who love gossip and scandal, then I recommend you check out JD Rose's Secret Saturday. You will read about people from around the world's tales of dirty little surreptitious deeds known only to them. You will also read some secrets of mine as well (But you'll have to figure out which ones). So go now! The suspense is waiting for you at Secret Saturday: Click Here

I Double Dog Dare You!

Have you ever done anything on a dare? For me, depending on the type of dare (you know, the kind that lights a fire under you ass) I'll do it! So a friend and I were talking trash and I told him that if he didn't shut up and do what he was told, I was going to post an embarrassing picture of him on my blog for all to see. He said, "You won't do it. You're spineless". Oh yeah, that was a dare. Hell, it was practically a Double Dog Dare. So here you go. A picture of my friend trying to be a model: Click Here

*Any modeling agents out there who are interested in "discovering" my friend should post a comment with your contact info*

HNT

Isn't she lovely...boobedly lovely...











Talk amongst yourselves I'll give you a topic:

Sex

They say that even bad sex is still pretty good sex. Do you agree?

Discuss

It's Time For a Change...

Hello all who enjoy getting Pudwhipped everyday. I know I don't normally share my thoughts and feelings on my blog because I'm shy, but I've decided it was time for a change to my blog as well as an explanation. That is the beauty of having a blog, you get to let your creative side (or alter-ego) run free and you can change it to match your mood, current events, shoes, and even the seasons if you want. With that said, I am changing the look and feel of my blog.

First, let's start with an explanation of what "Pudwhipped" is. Pudwhipped is a sexual act that is done to a woman. With that said, it really doesn't make sense to have my alter-ego (El Presidente`) be a man when I myself am a woman (who enjoys getting "Pudwhipped" every now and again). So I have decided to change my alter-ego to a woman.

Why the change you ask? I had made a New Year's Resolution to myself that I would let some things from my past go (Okay, so I should have started this a month ago but I spent the past month bracing myself to get ready for this change). It also took my mother struggling with breast cancer as well as an altercation with a friend (Thanks Bart) to give me the kick in the ass that I needed to help me let things from the past go. I am also changing the blog because I want to make it sexier around here. So while some things of my blog will be the same, the look and the feel of it is going to be different. With that said, I'm introducing my new 'alter-ego' Athena. I named her Athena because that is the Greek Goddess of Wisdom. I thought it fitting. She looks as hot in her Navy uniform as I did when I wore mine.