Happy Halloween!

Today a friend and I are going to blow off work to go here. I was also planning on going to see the movie Saw III, but Nonny said it sucked, so now I am rethinking the whole thing. Hope everyone has some kick ass plans for tonight!

Text Messaging

Now if any of you have a cell phone, you know what text messaging is. I've also been known to send a text message. But this weekend, my phone practically blew up from all the test messages I got. It was to the point my phone started rejecting text messages because the inbox of my phone was so full. Here is just a taste of what got sent to my phone:














To the smartass who went to the Purdue-Penn State game then texted me this pic and asked "How 'bout them Boilermakers?" (because I graduated from Purdue University). You can kiss my round white ass!!!

To my friend who sent me this pic:













What in the blue hell are you doing and what are you dressed as? The cast from Deliverance?

To the one with brains who texted me asking if I was drunk yet. It was Saturday night and I was at a wedding with an open bar....does a baby bear shit in the woods?

And finally to my good friend who sent my this:















All I have to say to you is: AAARGH!! And that looks so cool with that monster staring in the window.

There were many more text messages, but I thought I would just give you the highlights. Hope everyone had a good weekend filled with lots of text messages.

Calling All Bloggers...

There must be something in the air as a lot of bloggers here lately are in a bit of a funk. Two of my fellow bloggers are in a funk that are really hitting them hard. So what I ask of all of you is to go show Jmeped and Toast some love. Sometimes it is just helpful when someone leaves a comment saying, "Hey ~ I've been there".

By the way, this is the type of rejected crayon I am:

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Have a great weekend!

HNT

Over at my friend Rat's blog, he has been posting pics of shots up women's skirts or women wearing stockings. I thought I would combine the two. Here is the result:


















Check out what I'm going to wear on Halloween:














Happy HNT!

It's Time For....

Another Good Idea, Bad Idea:

Good Idea: Dressing up for Halloween as a pirate.
Bad Idea: Dressing up for Halloween as a pin~ata.

Good Idea: Whistling while you work.
Bad Idea: Whistling while you eat.

Last week I posted this and some of you commented on your own Good Idea vs. Bad Idea:

Jess said:
Good Idea: letting your new cat jump on your lap while typing at the computer.
Bad Idea: letting your new cat jump on your lap while you're on the john.

Miss_Lissa said:
Good Idea: Giving your dog a bath
Bad Idea: Getting your dog drycleaned.

Jmeped said:
Good Idea: Drinking a bottle of rum.
Bad Idea: Drinking a bottle of rum and a bottle of wine.

Pug said:
Good Idea: Fingering your prick
Bad Idea: Pricking your finger

Feel free to share yours.

WHY??????

Why are we suddenly starting to see Kevin Federline every where? He was on CSI last Thursday and now he was on WWE Raw Monday night. Is there a huge following for this no talent ass clown??? It is really starting to piss me off that the people with the least amount of any kind of talent are famous. But I must admit I did get great pleasure in watching K-Fed get his ass slammed while the announcer is screaming, "That's Britney Spear's husband!" That's right K-Fed, the only "talent" you can claim is being Britney Spear's husband. And even that isn't all that great of an accomplishment!

I couldn't get the videos to post right so if you want to see K-Fed get his ass kicked, then click here, and here, and here.

College Football

Now, I'm more into watching Pro-football as compared to college football, but after the fight that broke out between University of Miami and Florida International University ~ I think I may need to start watching more college football. For two days now I have been watching the footage of that fight and its about like watching a hockey game.















But you want to know what is funny? I still have not found out how the fight got started. Want to know what is even more morbid? I don't even care because that fight was cool!














I think Nonny's evilness is starting to influence me.

I Love To Travel!

As if you couldn't tell from all my previous posts. So I went on a road trip this weekend to see some cool Haunted Houses. I love the Halloween season! So first stop was Eastern State Penitentiary. I've been wanting to go there ever since Ghost Hunters went and investigated the place. Here are some pics from my adventure:



























































































Final stop was The Fright Factory. It was pretty cool too, but Eastern State Penn kicked ass!

I have to confess. As much as I love this kind of thing, I'm a big pansy. I was grabbing on to my best friend the whole time and was jumping at every dark shadow. The worst was when I was at the Fright Factory, this dude came out of the dark corner, grabbed me on the shoulder and said, "We've been waiting for you blondie". Oh yeah I got punk'd! I let out a blood-curdling scream like I was getting murdered or something. But my pansy ass still loves going to these Haunted Houses!

Gloating!!!

MY STEELERS KICKED SUCH ASS AND THEY PLAYED LIKE THEIR OLD SELFS!!!!!!

They beat the Chiefs down like they stole something!

'nough said.

Go Steelers!!!

High School Memories...

Last night me and my friend High Maintenance went out for drinks (more about her later). While we were drinking we started telling stories of our high school days. Then we got off on a tangent of “My Dad is Crazier Than Your Dad” when it came to our dating boys in our high school days.

She was telling a story about her dad freaking out because she was on the phone talking to a boy, that her dad ripped the phone out of the wall. I was like, “ha ~ that’s nothing”.

Back when I was 15, Aaron Schuetter rode his bike over to my house to talk to me. My dad came outside to “work on the car” to kind of keep an eye on things while Aaron and I were talking. Well, apparently Aaron was talking too loud that my dad thought he was shouting at me. Out of no where I hear my dad drop his tools and he came storming toward us. My dad walked up to Aaron, grabbed his bike and tossed it. Then he got in Aaron’s face and lightly pushed him. Aaron took a step back. My dad lightly pushed him again. Aaron stepped back again. Then my dad hauled off and pushed Aaron with all his might. Aaron went toppling head over feet twice. Aaron jumped up, ran over to his bike and hauled ass out of there. My dad turned around, looked at me and said, “Don’t you ever let a man talk to you like that”.

Well, being from a small town where word gets around, Aaron made sure to tell everybody that I had a crazy daddy. Needless to say I didn’t get very many dates in high school because I was known as the girl with the crazy daddy and every guy was scared of what my crazy daddy might do to them.

But when I was 17, I got asked out by one brave soul named Kevin Lechner. Kevin pulls up into the driveway to pick me up and I see my dad grab a double barrel shotgun and walk out the door. Needless to say Kevin never made it out of his car as he put it in reverse and got the hell out of there. When I asked my dad why he did that because he didn’t even get to meet Kevin, my dad said, “I didn’t like the way he looked”. So yeah, I had to agree with everyone in my small town. I was the girl with the crazy daddy.

HNT

I'm in a mood today, and I'm in the mood to show you all my Quarter Moon. Are you digging my "Kiss My Ass" panties?













How about this for some randomness:


















Happy HNT!

Rivalry Is In The Air!

Seems my friend, Dykesdog and I have a bit of a friendly rivalry going on. She is taunting at my love for the Steelers. Let me tell you all something so listen up! Win or lose, I am still gonna root for the Steelers. Win or lose, I'm still going to think the Steelers are the best team around. Unlike you Chiefs fans, I’m not a fair weather fan when the going gets tough. So every Sunday you will catch me proudly cheering for my Steelers!

Oh and Dyke, don’t be crying on Sunday night if/when my Steelers send your Chiefs home spanked!


















GO STEELERS!!!

Good Idea vs. Bad Idea

Today I would like to share with you some Good Ideas and Bad Ideas. You might remember this concept from Animaniacs. Man do I miss that show. Anyhoo, here are some Good Ideas, Bad Ideas:

Good Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park.
Bad Idea: Feeding stray kittens in the park to a bear.

Good Idea: Taking a deep breath before jumping into a swimming pool.
Bad Idea: Taking a deep breath after jumping into a swimming pool.

Good Idea: Doing your own yard work.
Bad Idea: Doing your own dental work.

Hope you enjoyed!

It's Columbo Day

I have the day off work today. This is really a silly holiday if you think about it. It is a holiday that is celebrating the founding of America. Isn’t that what the 4th of July is for? I know the 4th is about the U.S. declaring their independence from England, but isn’t that like the finding of America? Couldn’t we just combine the two holidays? No? Hallmark cards need another market to corner? Oh, that’s right…everybody wants another day off work. Ooops! Forget I said anything!

Have a great Columbus Day!

I’m Gonna Write A Book!

Because I have a theory brewing. My theory is that men love the most broken, neediest women out there. The more problems she has or the crazier she is, men just gotta have her. My theory is men do this because over time, men have lost a role. Men are no longer the hunter and gatherer. Men are no longer the breadwinners because women can now support themselves and make just as much if not more than men.

I think men feel they are useless around a woman who can support herself, is proud of her accomplishments, isn’t a busy-body in other people’s lives or stirring up drama. I have asked many guy friends about my theory and they pretty much agree with me. One guy friend told me his views on independent, non-drama, non-needy women: “That kind of woman has everything going for her. What could I possibly bring to the table that can match her?” Another guy friend told me he liked needy, broken women because he like being able to help her solve her problems.

I’m telling you my theory is correct. My book is going to fly off the shelves like hotcakes. Better reserve your copies now!

HNT

Besides showering in the nude and blogging in the nude....I also watch football in the nude.













Talk Amongst yourselves, I'll give you a topic:

Besides showering, blogging or having sex, what do you do nude?

Discuss

Oh My!!

I think I have some bad road rage and I should probably seek help for it or something. Today I went to Dunkin Donuts to get myself a cup of morning goodness when I pull into the parking lot to some drama going on. This lady was backing out of her spot and I pulled my car over to give her room to back out and drive away. Well, she backs out and just sits there. So both of us sit there for a minute having what seemed like a Mexican stare down, when I gave up and started screaming obscenities at her, pulled around her car and parked. She rolled down her window to ask me if I was waiting on a spot (apparently someone was pulling out of a spot that AFTER she parked she decided she wanted). I said, "No, I was making room for you so you can get passed us, but you just sat there". She was all like, well if you wanted that spot you can have it. I said to her "Well I'm parked now and out of the car ~ dumbass!" Yeah, I said this as I'm walking IN FRONT of her car (Yeah, that took brains on my part). I truly wasn't waiting on that spot because the way this Dunkie D's is set up there really is no close parking spot. I just wanted her out of the way so I could just park and get my java.

So I go in to Dunky D's and I'm waiting in line when retard parking lady comes in, taps me on the shoulder and offers to buy my coffee to make up for the parking lot incident. It was at that moment when I realized I must have quite the temper on me or something. And that makes me wonder: Do I have road rage? Did I have a blonde moment? Should I have let her buy me coffee?

RANT!!!

Okay, I made damn sure I didn't watch The Bachelor last night. For I would have gotten really irritated if I did. I really hate this show. I hate it for the reason that I feel that it pits women against each other FOR THAT MAN!

Now I'm not a man hater, far from it, I just hate how our society deems it okay for women to lose their friggin' minds in order to have a man. So all these women on that show do all kinds of pathetic crap to get the attention of this man.

Like I've ranted on this blog before on this topic, it enrages me because I know way too many women/friends who spend many days and hours looking for the perfect pair of shoes but will jump at the first male that walks by. I've seen women/friends give up their lives for a man, stab their best friends' in the back for a man, and take it up the ass for a man. Why? Just so they can have that man!

I know, I know, it can be really entertaining watching those women get all catty with each other. I know when I saw the first season of The Bachelor I laughed at those dumb ass women.

But the bottom line remains: this show is representing that women have to do crazy shit to get that man.

Okay I'm done ranting.